Amir Khan defeats Kotelnik for world title.

Amir Khan has become World Champion by defeating Andres Kotelnik at the MEN arena in England.

Newsman Walter Cronkite dies at 92.

Legendary Newsman and world class propaganda expert Walter Cronkite has died at the age of 92 years old. He has died mostly of natural causes. The legendary newsman will be remebered for his decades long career on the nightly news covering the cold war in America.

Top 10 Reasons Biliwal Bhutto Won't be the next Prime Minister of Pakistan.

Number 10: He's not as corrupt as his father, he only likes to drink, womanize and double deal like his father.

Number 9: By the time he is of age the U.S wont need him, our New eternal overlord will be Maliya Obama.

Number 8: He will already be an MP in his own country Great Britain.

Number 7: He will decide to become a Bollywood film star and change his name to Hijra Khan.

Number 6: There will be no Prime Minster post left in Pakistan, the only post will be loyal Viceroy, to which he will gladly accept.

Number 5: Biliwal will learn to respect Islam and Pakistanis and become loyal to his own country and begin to act entirely for the interests of his own people. Hell will also freeze over and Pigs will start flying as well.

Number 4: He will become a strip Club owner in Birmingham and name it Sherry "Shake" Rehmans.

Number 3: He will start making films about his three favourite comic characters Borat, Bruno, and Ali G.

Number 2: Before he becomes PM Asif Zardari will have him killed and want the people of Pakistan to allow him to continue to rule out of sympathy...Hmmm Sounds familiar.

Number 1: Biliwal loves his country too much, he wouldnt want to be PM but would rather work with the people, and help them toward a better life. Biliwal would make sure everyone of his beloved British countrymen are alright.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince has opened to a phenomenal 22 Million dollars on its first day. The film has cost a whopping 250 Million U.S dollars to make and is all set to be one of the biggest films of all time. The book the film was based on was released 4 years ago and also broke similar records for book sales selling 9 Million in its first week.

Top ten reasons why India will never be a Super power.

Hello all, welcome to my second top 10 list.
Top ten reasons why India will never be a super power.

10. Beggars don't count as army manpower.
9. Call centre phone cords don't qualify as a deadly new high tech weapon.
8. You can't build an advanced economy by selling skin bleach.
7. Bollywood SUCKS!
6. The phrase is "if looks could kill", Not "if bad looks could kill".
5. Having a trillion dollar economy is only good if you don't have a trillion people.
4.Sonia Gandhi couldn't stand another country passing her beautiful Italia!
3. Making products only works when they are good.
2. Kissing up to America will only get you so far.

And the number 1 reason India can never be a superpower 1 word: PAKISTAN

Asif Zardari is such a traitor Top 10 list.

Most people have now heard the news that Asif Zardari's PPP government is trying to stop people from ridiculing it. What they have introduced is a new law making it punishable by up to 14 years in prison if you are caught SMSsing something that ridicules any member of the PPP government. In light of this I have decided to make a Top ten list of why Asif Zardari is a traitor. Its comedy so please enjoy.

Number 10: Asif Zardari is such a traitor he stabbed Mir Jaffer in the back.

Number 9: Asif Zardari is such a traitor he has stabbed himself in the back before.

Number 8: When Asif Zardari goes on a trip with family they make second plans just in case he decides to stab them in the back during the trip.

Number 7: Asif Zardari is such a traitor he has double crossed people so many times he ends up being loyal by default.

Number 6: Asif Zardari is such a traitor that when Biliwal was a Baby, Zardari traitored on him and was secretly supporting someone else's kid.

Number 5: Asif Zardari is such a traitor he is considered a traitor in Pakistan where the people have very high tolerance for traitors.

Number 4: Asif Zardari is such a traitor used car salemen call him a snaky bastard.

Number 3: Asif Zardari is such a traitor that when he tried to sell snake oil, he was rejected for being to sleazy.

Number 2: Asif Zardari is such a traitor that when he plays a 2 player video game with a friend he would join the computer and start beating his partners ass.

And the Number 1 Reason why Asif Zardari is such a traitor, hes almost as trecherous as Rehman Malik.

Ricky Hatton and Now Michael Bisping. English fighting takes a beating.

The English are a proud people. After all they are the guys who ruled the world before the U.S did. I mean we have all met people before who talk about their countries empire which was at its peak 5000 years ago. These guys were the biggest and baddest men on the planet only 60 years ago and they did it from a tiny island in the north of Europe. Anyways looks like the English public were looking for Michael Bisping to carry the mantle for them after Ricky Hatton was almost killed by Manny Pacquiao. However after UFC 100 Michael Bisping was looking alot like Ricky Hatton. After Ricky suffered a killer blow from the PAC-MAN it seemed he was about to be die, it was an absolutely brutal ending. Bisping's knock out actually was worse. Because after the initial killer punch Dan Henderson threw a flying forearm that looked more devastating then the initial knockout blow. It seems the British fans may have no one to really cheer for a in a long time. With Britain Bankrupt and and seeming useless in America's wars in Afghanistan and Iraq the English are in free fall, these once great men are now on the receiving end of history's wrath.